Rob "I Don't Want to Piss on Anyone's Grave"

Robert Pattinson never bothers to watch his performance after he has completed a movie — because it’s like “self-flagellation” and he doesn’t want to “piss on anyone’s grave”.

The Twilight hunk says he’d rather not see himself on the big screen.

“It’s like self-flagellation, so why would I bother?” British magazine The Guardian Guide quotes him as saying.

“And I didn’t want to piss on anyone’s grave. It was hard to watch my first scene in which I turn up in this funny little hat.”

The hunky 23-year-old — who’s currently in Vancouver, Canada, shooting the third Twilight film, Eclipse — also admits he hates doing phone interviews and amuses himself by telling journalists a few white lies.

“I tell interviewers I do really intellectually highbrow stuff in my downtime. I read first edition Shakespeare. I write poetry. I’m trying to get my masters in neuroscience. That’s the kind of guy I am…

“Man, I don’t even know what a masters is.” Showbizspy

Rob never ceases to amuse himself and me, as well. lol. Telling white lies is so adorkable. It's good to know that he is still so normal and still feels "uncomfortable" despite all the adoration and mullah he is turning in right now. It's wonderful to know that he has Kristen to enjoy all the craziness that they are in right now. They are the only two people who can relate and understand what the other is going through, as Kristen puts it, in her previous interviews.