Thanks to Luise/Kristenforthewin.Tumblr for the translation (Rob's part) and for sending in these scans.
Awesome - "Breaking Dawn Part 1" is one of the most popular movies of 2011. It has climbed to the top of the movie charts worldwide and made 500 Mio Euro so far. Everyone loves vampire Edward and werewolf Jacob. But are the two principal performers Robert Pattinson (25) and Taylor Lautner (19) heroes in real life, too? And what happened if they wouldn't only dominate the movie hit lists but also the whole world? That's what BRAVO wanted to know - and as always they don't agree on each other's opinion...
BRAVO: Imagine you were the kings of the world - what dreams of yours would you make come true?
ROB: First of all, I would standardize the system of education. It's way too complicated all over the world. Also, kids and teens are taught too little for their future and what they really need in later life.
ROB: Oh! I have another idea: teleporting! I would use the whole national property to do research in teleporting. You could beam yourself anywhere, no more pollution by cars and aircraft!
BRAVO: And what would you prohibit right away?
ROB: I would prohibit boring people (laughs). In my opinion there's nothing worse. People who are boring would be put in prison and there they would be forced to learn to be creative together with the other prisoners.
BRAVO: And where would your capital city be?
ROB: I would found my own city called 'Shit City'. Some daunting name so that nobody would like to live there at all. It would be located on the Fiji Islands - a paradise for me only!
BRAVO: Which song would be your national anthem?
ROB: 'Wannabe' by Spice Girls.
BRAVO: Eh? Why this song?
ROB: I think it's funny that all the stupid politicians would have to salutate to this song. A matching song for all the wannabe-politicians!
BRAVO: Who would be your Queen?
ROB: Mmh... Any woman who loves to run a country. But I would never force anyone to do it! (laughs)
BRAVO: What would you wish your commoners?
ROB: I think everyone should have the opportunity to accomplish what they want with all their heart.
In case you missed it...Bravo's writer, Yvonne Huckenholz's during WFE press junket with Rob. Short interview plus funny pic More here
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In amongst his usual silly/funny comments are some actual good ideas.
If it was possible, teleporting would be great! :D
shit city, hehe.i like that one.
interviewer looks quite attached to him, to Taylor not so much, hmmmmmmmmmm not fair, lol
Oh Rob, he is so funny :) and that girl really like Rob that's a cute picture
Was he drunk during this interview????hahaha
hahaha, see now even Rob said he would prohibit boring people...I just said something similar @TomStu&Sienna's Post,lol...can't stand boring peeps either...Yeah Rob, let's send them all to the moon or prison...too funny....can't believe he said it too,lol:)///||\\\
Hahaha,only Rob would answer like that...
*I would prohibit boring people*,Lol..
Love it!
yeah teleporting like in star trek ,lol. well i bet he has disovered how to do it, i mean if we had to give credit to all the tweets placing him all over the planet, hehe. hey you never know.
ah the spicegirls, hmmmmmm so tell me what you want, what you really really want, ha.
and with that song i wave goodnight to you peeps, fingers crossed Kofi lets me sleep, byyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee.
imagine if when they asked him who would be his queen
Rob: KRISTEN!
I guess this girl is Team Rob.Just look at that picture :-)
Teached? Impossible this was the interviewer's or editors error.
Yeah you just hang on tight honey..last chance you're gonna get lol...noticed how he's holding on with closed fingers too...ahhh still love to be her...just imagine if he had slipped and said "duh,Kristen would be my Queen"...and yes I would totally live in Shit City if you were there Rob :)
I still know the words to Rob's national anthem! I can't believe I still do, but I do. :)
He's so silly, and adorable.
@Anon 5.15 Its translated. Corrected the small error.
@Katrien No lol, this is typical Rob.
Hahaha,I love it,Shit City in Fiji Island.
:D somebody was really eager to touch the pretty...dont let him escape hahahaha *nice pic though*...if u wanna be my lover loool... when i read the "who will be his queen question" i automatically said kristen and expected it to be there too...but there were some good ans there for real...like the first one about education
Hahaha, hilarious! Nobody else would have given these crazy and funny answers. This kind of humor is sooo Rob and I love it!
he`s just so funny) love all his answers)))) and the anthem...priceless) and yeah...the interviewer is defenitely team Edward....or better team Rob)))like the girl....she`s got good taste))))))
@Lisa, yeah, I noticed the closed fist on Rob, too. Tale-tale signs! But still, both arms wrapped around, with fingers tight! Lucky girl.
A perfect mix of this beautiful man's humor and brains.Only he can go from calling his city 'Shit City' to taking jabs at 'wanna-be politicians'(which is so true)& the education system too.:)
When he mentioned teleporting,I instantly thought of Harry Potter and the apparition there combined with imagining him as Cedric Diggory again.:))
Oh to live in Fiji with him and his *coughKRISTENcough*Queen..... LOL
okay she's holding on for dear life someone is a fan just look at the pic of her and taylor and the one with rob huge difference not the same and hes looking like ok his arm is not touching her at all its like away from his body she did both arms but then again who can blame her lol I think we all would do the same thing if given the same chance
Yep, Rob's closed fist is such a tell. It actually aides in approximating the R/K couple timeline when you look at past pics & pay attention to how he puts his arm around K.
I keep imagining Dean getting all antsy in the corner when they were taking this pic murmuring "Don't touch the pretty". Seriously, I wonder if Dean had to forcibly remove this girl's vice grip from Rob's waist cause she looks like she'll just take up residence. Sorry sweetie, Kristen reminds us everytime she touches Rob's chest, that prime spot is off the market.
All true, non crazy Robsten fans can live with them in Shit City :)
Oh Rob, how funny can you be at the end of a long line of BD 1 promotions. Sounds like your were getting a little punchy there crazy boy. What can you say the interviewer always seems to have a little crush on Rob. Such a fan girl like the rest of us.
I love funny people too, the boring ones: "off with their heads"
Hahaha so funny! Oh Rob how we love you so!
@shabz- lol I expected it to be there, too! There we go, putting words in his mouth!xD ha ha
Great. I'd be first on that chopping block.D: I am the most boring person I know. Thanks, Rob. *Walks away. Gets rid of all Rob memorabilia* xD lol JK
pfft. haha. yvonne's death grip on Rob!
-Y
He is a unique guy. He mixed superfunny answers with very serious ones, like the one about education.
Unique guy. Funny&smart.
woah, this was actually posted here, on my fav robsten blog, haha. thank you so much, S! and i'm really really sorry for the mistakes i made in the translation, english is not my first language, i tried my best :)
i really miss rob & kristen...let's hope for some cute candids like the new pictures of andrew garfield & emma stone, such a cute couple. if only robert and kristen would show up ANYWHERE...sigh. thanks S for your amazing work!
- Luise
Rob comment LoL "Shit City" when I heard who gonna be his Queen I instally think kristen missing them ninja mode again thanks S!
@Yvonne: hi! When I read your comment something popped into my mind. I remember Kristen saying in an interview once upn a time: "I am so boring..." CLEARLY, Rob thinks differently about her L O L.
So, don't worry, your 'boring' and Rob's 'boring' might not be the same and your place would not be in a prison in Rob's world. Lol. :)
@ANon 6.30/Luise Thanks again bb. You did well with the the translation. :)
@Fra: YES, that were my exact thoughts! kristen said "I'm actually a very boring person...when i'm at home i play with my cat" or something like that. but everyone has a different meaning of boring, so... ;)
@S: :)
Adorable! I love his answers:)
:} @anonymous2:40 lol...Rob usually says crazy stuff but if we had control over what he says...tsk tsk tsk... things could get really entertaining ;)... and when i read the boring people comment... i was literally sitting there with a worried face thinking *oh shucks, what exactly makes u a boring person* haha so im not the only one
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