Kristen: "Let's see some of that chest hair."
Since MTV is sharing their fave Rob and Kristen 'commentree' quotes and you can see my fave above, I hope you would share your fave quote/s or any part in the R/K commentary, too.
Let's just have some fun here.
Again, I will be hiding this UNDER THE CUT because I know some of you still DO NOT have their DVDs yet.
And oh by the way, I'd love to subtitle their commentary as, 'The Musings of Jealous RPattz'.lol Rob is the cutest with his cute jealous-boyfriend comments.
MTV's Hollywood Crush
Scene: Xavier becomes a vampire
Rob: Xavier would make a wonderful hamburger... He's just dripping with spread.
Kristen: Ew, that's so gross.
Rob: Okay, how do we be serious about this?
Scene: The first meadow kiss
Rob: There's a lot of kissing in this film. I noticed that when I was watching. After a while, it made me a little uncomfortable.
Scene: Bella gets in her truck. Edward is waiting for her.
Bella (in movie): "You scared me."
Rob (in commentary): I was trying to. (low voice) I thought you'd like that. (lower voice) I'm Batman.
Scene: Bella goes to the Wolf Pack house for the first time
Kristen: She's allowed to have other relationships.
Rob (heated): Why? No, she's not allowed to have other relationships! If I ever saw my girlfriend go around to this bunch of guys' house with all their little shirt—with all their little bellies out and their fake tan nipples and their iron-on tattoos...
Kristen: Edward is just a little bit more mature than you.
Rob: Mature?
Kristen: Yep.
Rob: Nah.
Kristen: He can handle it.
Scene: Boo Boo Stewart comes on screen
Rob: (in Yogi Bear voice) Heya Boo Boo!
Scene: An establishing shot of a beautiful lake
Rob: Have you ever gone to like the bottom of a swimming pool and just looked up at the top?
Kristen: Yeah...
Rob: Very scary.
Kristen: I think it's really cool.
Rob: (quietly singing) Doo doo doo doooooo
Scene: I don't remember! - (Outside the Police Station)
Rob: See, your wig looks really good there.
Kristen: No it does not.
Rob: It looks like Anne Hathaway's hair.
Scene: Carlisle talks to the group about fighting newborns
Rob: Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl... He'll sometimes have some, like, Top Ramen in it.
Scene: The tent
Rob: God, he's so brazen. I really don't like Jacob. Look at him with his tattoo. Ugh.
Kristen: Look at him cradling, his little head tucked in there.
Rob: You look like you're milking him.
Scene: The fight
Rob: That's the sequel, Kellan and the wolf. That's going to be a magical relationship in the next one.
Rob (later): My mouth hole looks really black.
Scene: Edward bites Victoria's head off
Rob: Come on, eat it! Mmmm, yummy. Butterscotch.
Scene: The meadow, part two
Rob: God, what is Edward going on about half the time?
Kristen: Does it matter?
Rob: It doesn't matter.
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I was so laughing yesterday when I watched the audio commentary. These 2 are so cute and hilarious together. Rob was sooooooooo funny, but yet he was very tired and Kristen would giggle at anything he would say! AHAH I Was totally laughing when they were talking about BOO BOO !
hmmmm i like 'i'm Batman' .ha maybe they like to aome role play.lol
he could have said.'i would not like you to go somwhere where a bunch of men are half naked', but we get it Rob and so does Kristen.lol jealous much!
ooh hi S, feeling any better today?
I love the heineken joke after the "boobs"! And when Kristen got all sappy at the proposal scene with the "aaww" and " I can't handle this.."! It was a gigglefest from start to finish!!
haha - I loved when Kristen said Boo Boo was "bee-boppin around"
I liked when they would refer to the question list they must have been given if they ran out of things to say. "Let me ask you one of these questions"
and I LOVED the many times Kristen would tell Rob to "shut-up" like he was going to say too much or talk about an inside joke and she'd cut him off before they had to explain too much.
Their entire 2 hours of banter was priceless. Oh so cute!
i loved kristen's comments in the proposal scene... "look at her scheming" for bella :-))))) and the chest hair :-)))) and how embarrassed rob was... :-) and then in the end when bella jumped off the bed and kristen goes "awwww! i can't deal with this, i can't, i can't"... in my opinion she was saying she missed rob and she couldn't watch them on screen... that's what i got from that comment :-)))
cheers, everyone!
Rob kept doing that yogi bear impression until Kristen said making jokes about someones real name was not ok. Hahaha! Poor kid. It's only cute when you're little. Hope that's just a nickname.
My favorite part of all time....
Robert: Why? No, she's not allowed to have other relationships! If I ever saw my girlfriend go around to this bunch of guys' house with all their little shirt—with all their little bellies out and their fake tan nipples and their iron-on tattoos...
Jealous boyfriend mode ON :D
I noticed in the commentary that Rob was really heated and jealous. Kristen was more rational about what's going on in the stroyline but Rob was really offended by Bella's actions. It was funny and very insightful.He kept referring to how that kind of treatment was not ok. So funny considering that he was offended by the storyline and how that wouldn't be good in real life, that he'd have to break up with her if it did. Kristen wasn't biting. She obviously heard his complaints before. Calm down Rob! You got your lovely lady and she's not running around with shirtless guys who want to "hold her hand"!!
It’s funny when Rob kept going on about so much kissing in the movie, and Kristen said he was prudish. I can imagine, if he ever has a daughter, he will say that she will not be allowed to date until she’s 40 or something. Kristen would just roll her eyes.
It’s great that they were relaxed and having a fun doing this. They gave us a peek into what they’re everyday dynamic is, and it’s all about humor, challenging each other’s ideas, and sweetness.
Yesterday night I watched the video commentary with italian subtitles... I went to sleep too late because I couldn't stop watching it!
Here in Milan it's about to snow...
Baci a tutti.
Nooooo! It wasn't Kristen who asked "Does it matter?" It was BELLA!!!
Bella: "Does it matter?" [guest list and wedding planning details, that is.]
Rob (in no time, instantly): It doesn't matter!
*Kristen coughs, embarrassed, Rob's laughing*
Looks like a continuation of some previous discussion, an inner joke, a persuasion… OMG... Love them so much!
@lala/c I'm all better, thanks hun. Hubs bought a new one. We named him Riley. lol
About the kisses, many guys don't like to see these scenes or are not too comfortable with them. And maybe Rob doesn't like to have to watch himself on a screen doing these scenes. Usually men don't like PDAs.
I love this one: "You do a different thing when you get bitten by a vampire. And it's a lot sexier."
And his voice when he said that was too sexy!
Hugs to everyone
Jô
in the scene.. at the mountains "Edward rips Bellas shirt a piece and "Rob says to Kristen: that i did on our first Date! have i heard right!? because he relly say that! LISTEN!
Bella: "Jake, wait!"
Rob: "No, don't."
Bella: "Jake, stay."
Rob: "No. Don't stay."
Jake: "Why?"
Rob: "Yeah why?"
Jake: "Give me one good reason.
Rob: "There isn't one."
Rob (cont): "'Cuz I'm a young naive girl. I wanna have it all!"
really S? get another one and name her Victoria lol.
well joking apart its nice of your hubby.
If they sold the Robert and Kristen's commentary separately from the movie, I think the commentary DVD would outsell the movie! How not to love these 2 special people?
I like the whole conversation leading up to and during the Jacob/Bella kiss.
"I'm going to get you back right here."
"Ooo she's getting into it"
"Where's this shirt from?"
It was so playful and entertaining 'cause really what are you supposed to say when watching those moments?
I also like the way they gave they defended and opposed the characters actions. It shows how much they study and care about the story. And I'm so glad Kristen said what she did during Bella's speech at the end. Kristen was being very diplomatic, but I disliked the speech because it really is all about Edward. She is willing to sacrifice everything to be with him forever.
Well what I find funny but yet strange is when Rob asked Kristen have she ever stared at a couple kissing in public she said she never witnessed it before but she is a bit of a starer. I know I may have got it wrong.
And I find so weird about that is that a few days later in Montreal Rob and Kristen were kissing in public directly in front of TomStu. And he just stood their and stared. LOL. Like I said...weird.
@Anon 10.39 Rob said , "Amazing how I tear that. That actually happened in reality first take." take not date. lol
"You do a different thing when you get bitten by a vampire." -R
"Shut up." -K
"It's a LOT sexier." -K
"Shut..." -K
"Do do do." -R
love the commentary. they are so funny. omg.
Rob: you do a different thing when you get bitten
Kristen: Shut up
Rob: It's a lot sexier.
this is my fav part and the part where they talk about the bear on set and kristen said it was like the one on water for elephants. (:
@ anon 10:39 : on the first TAKE not DATE !
Also - when they talk about Bryce and how she drinks alkaline water. ROb says "I drink that water, you know that."
I'm so happy I got the DVD yesterday, cause it was worth getting it just to listen to R&K's commentary alone--hilarious!! I've said before the first meadow scene is still my fav..very romantic..their banter on the comm. is SO ADORABLE..I love the noise Rob made during that leg hitch, funny...& I love the way he always makes K laugh..the dynamic between them is PRECIOUS & PRICELESS!! They're SO PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER!! Sorry to hear about your fish S, but glad to hear about Riley, awww the new addition..Hugs Hun & Everyone!!
I love how they both said blueberries when talking about the bear that came on set. Looks like Rob's accent is wearing off on Kristen :) Product of many many convo's via phone while apart I'm sure.
@anon 8:22am
I totally agree with you they were apart at that point so I agree their distance was probably weighing on them both.
Riley? :) Is he a newborn?
Great hubby to get you a new fish right away, S. Love the name and hope you're feeling better. Loving the Eclipse DVD. Am watching the movie for the 3rd time tonight and may watch it every night for at least a week. The R/K commentary is priceless.
I was happy to hear Rob say he didn't like Jacob either,lol..join the crowd Rob, hehe!! Don't worry Edward, Bella's all yours honey..VAMPIRES RULE...WOOFS DROOL, haha, YES! (In my best Yogi Bear voice: "Sorry BOOBOO, we love you though"!!) HUGS TO ALL FROM CRAZY ME.....!
i am sorry i heard wrong =) i have bad english
There were SO many inside jokes...they are so hilarious together. It's like the I Love Lucy show, except Rob is Lucy...haha! My favorite though was when he asked her if she was shaking her leg (really? he knows her THAT well...). Her response was like 'uh (pause to look down at leg) yeah'. I think Rob did slip up though at one point. He said something like "if I was around a bunch of girls w/their boobs out, YOU wouldn't like it"...she didn't say anything! I hope they do this again for BD...
@anon 8:22am I have a feeling that's why he got on a plane to Montreal not long after...you can tell they missed each other.
Maybe I was expecting too much but I didnt think it was all that great. Parts of it were great though...
Overall I just loved hearing them so naturally challenging each other on some things and also complimenting each other. Like he kept trying to convince her the wig didn't look bad in a lot of the scenes and she told him how good he did in the proposal scene.
And speaking of that scene, I think it may have been the best part of the "common tree" (so cute how she slips with the English accent, also with the blueburries). The sounds they were making when they were joking about that scene and how Kristen said it was awkward to have to talk about it while being recorded and especially how she couldn't stand watching him look so scard that he might "start crying".....SO SWEET!!
Loved how jealous Rob was acting and how he said SHE wouldnt like it if he started hanging out with girls with their BOOBS out all the time and then she asked him if he was drunk?! TOO FUNNY!!
And then he knew her leg was shaking, awwww...too bad he wasnt there to help calm her nerves :- ( But they did see each other soon after and did end up kissing with LOTS of people staring at that kiss, which she said was a position she would never be in ;- )
Ok so maybe I enjoyed it a little more than I thought I did but then again I would probably enjoy hearing them say just about anything in their everyday speaking voices/accents. Not sure what I expected, for them to just come out and say "Yes, we're in love and have been for over a year and we're so thankful to Twilight for bringing us together and to the fans for making us realize that we belong together no matter what" Yeah right, like that would ever happen...
ADIDA ROBSTEN
I loved it when Rob was slurping his drink! LOL I couldn´t stop laughing. Sluurrrppppp.
Karina.
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