RTL Germany Exclusive Report: Rob is Sexiest Man of 2009

And if you want to know what the rags in Germany are up to, click here for the scans. Here are teasers of their laughable reports on our fave couple.

It's going fast now
- House, Wedding & Kids asap
- Working on a baby (LOL!)
- Wedding in Vancouver
- Christmas in London; MamaPattz rented a cottage for the two lovebirds

Next Stop - Wedding
- Quite similar to the Life & Style article
- Looking for a house, wedding & kids
- Christmas in London
- Approval of the parents for wedding
- Nikki Reed maid of honor
- Sam Bradley best man

Thanks to Mayfran and littlemonalisa at Pattinson Life