Gossip Cop Rob and Kristen are “looking for a place to live,” claims In Touch, in a story – “Rob and Kristen Moving in Together” – that’s as light on tact as it is on facts.
Of the “Twilight” twosome, the mag reports that “lately, they’ve been quietly searching for a home in LA neighborhoods like Beachwood Canyon and the Hollywood Hills.” Would that be “lately” as in their recent weeks spent jet setting around the globe for “The Twilight Saga: New Moon,” one of the biggest promotional pushes in film history? Because that seems… unlikely.
Let’s break this down further, shall we?
Pattinson is going to start shooting “Bel Ami” in February. Filming will last a few months. Then, in the spring he and Stewart will be promoting “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” around the world ahead of its June release. And in the interim, he and Stewart have other commitments with other projects. That all makes claims of low-key LA “co-habitation” sound off the mark.
But even that isn’t where the item really goes wrong.
In Touch says of the rumored couple, “Right now the best thing to do seems [to be] to find a home with a lot of privacy and security.”
We hope whatever house Stewart calls “home” in the future – with or without Pattinson - does have “lots of privacy and security,” because in a staggeringly shameful move, the magazine illustrates the piece with a photo of what they say is Stewart’s current residence.
Not cool, In Touch. Really not cool.
Of the “Twilight” twosome, the mag reports that “lately, they’ve been quietly searching for a home in LA neighborhoods like Beachwood Canyon and the Hollywood Hills.” Would that be “lately” as in their recent weeks spent jet setting around the globe for “The Twilight Saga: New Moon,” one of the biggest promotional pushes in film history? Because that seems… unlikely.
Let’s break this down further, shall we?
Pattinson is going to start shooting “Bel Ami” in February. Filming will last a few months. Then, in the spring he and Stewart will be promoting “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” around the world ahead of its June release. And in the interim, he and Stewart have other commitments with other projects. That all makes claims of low-key LA “co-habitation” sound off the mark.
But even that isn’t where the item really goes wrong.
In Touch says of the rumored couple, “Right now the best thing to do seems [to be] to find a home with a lot of privacy and security.”
We hope whatever house Stewart calls “home” in the future – with or without Pattinson - does have “lots of privacy and security,” because in a staggeringly shameful move, the magazine illustrates the piece with a photo of what they say is Stewart’s current residence.
Not cool, In Touch. Really not cool.
