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Funny tribute to the sex hair by GQ's associate editor. Enjoy!

GQ.com- AndrewRichdale  R.I.P. The Best Hair That Ever Was, 2008-2011


I'll never forget when it came into my life. It was one of those glass-half-empty days when you have a pounding headache and the spins and you're beginning to believe that myth about your body slowly coasting downward after 21 may be true. I was eating cold pizza. My DVR was broken, and, so, I was also not fast-forwarding through the commercials when it started—a Volvo ad. What kind of Volvo? I couldn't tell you. You see, it wasn't the pretty car my eyes were fixed on. It was Robert Pattinson—specifically his hair region. I bit my knuckles. I can't remember if I said "shit" audibly or just to myself, but that moment signified a new beginning.

There are dudes out there, girl-liking ones mind you, who dig looking at pictures of other dudes, say, oiled up on Venice Beach throwing 450 pounds of iron over their bare chests while grunting. Motivation. This was the same. Except my guy was clothed, fully and decently, and had a mane that could put any other juiced-up coif to shame. I was sure of it.

It's foolish the things we do out of desperation, but, me being a dreamer, I tried to grow some of my own. One summer, I gave up cutting my hair only to discover that mine grows out rather than down and is littered with cowlicks. Still, I pushed on through fro-dom against my better judgment, reminding myself regularly of the goal. After reading Pattinson forwent shampooing, I went days, weeks, hell, even a month (true story) without washing so I could build up a nice, malleable coat. I'm certain I smelled—miserably. I saw an interview wherein Kristen Stewart revealed he pulled and twisted his righteously-splayed locks in the mirror and so, I, too attempted to become the master of my do, twirling and knotting with reckless abandon until someone asked me what that nest on my head was and I died a little inside and later gave in to my barber.

From then on, I was put in my place—still I watched Pattinson's mane grow and evolve over the course of its few short years with us. At times it was a pompadour of restrained heights. At others, it was a finger-messed mop of prophetically tousled matter. In its last days it was quieter and more subdued, short and textured with an oily sheen of immortal glory. Of course, its days were numbered.

It's funny—looking at a wild head like that you always had the feeling it might live fast and die young. Things that great never stick around. But that didn't make its departure any less tragic or absurd. It's been almost a week, but I can't stop thinking of that image. Mangled and dismembered. Half-shaven like Rosie. Paraded around at fucking Comic-Con like a prize! No.

Still, we'll always have that moment, crystallized in time, accessible through YouTube— that Twilight bastard exiting some four-door, hair styled as if by accident, every strand quivering in the wind, godlike, forever young.

And here's more of the sex hair from the GQ pictorial. I'm just reposting these goodies because you all know what happened to my pics, yada yada. lol Thanks to RPLife/pattinsonlife

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Not really off topic since Michael Sheen is reading an Edward and Bella fan fiction. lol And he is Aro for goodness' sake. Mr. Sheen reads Savage7289′s Unexpected Circumstances while on VH1's Big Morning Buzz promoting Midnight in Paris.

Aro is king! Edward is a knight! A temperamental, hunky knight. ON A HORSE. Isabella is a serf-turned-wife of Edward. via

My dear wish is that Rob and Kristen would also read an Edward and Bella fan fiction during 'Breaking Dawn' promo. Maybe a mild one-shot, not that smutty. lol and I hinted this to @joshuahorowitz earlier on Twitter. He can go on with a hundred MTV Rough Cuts with this and I won't complain. Can you picture Rob blushing and Kristen bitchfacing...or maybe giggling during their reading? haha

By the way, my twattie pal SuzyQSparkles writes funny convos, fiction of course, (duh!) between our beloved R/K and  I'm such a fan. Her version of our lovebirds is so funny and I believe so "very R/K". Catch some laughs at her Tumblr page RamblingRobsten I know you'll love it!

Chris Weitz joined the fun last night and answered birthday related questions, in honor of Kristen's.

PaamSpunk@chrisweitz If you could give a gift to Kristen today, what would you give? Invisibility. b>HappyBirthdayKristen you're the best!

Love your answer Chris, Kristen is pleased. lol

And some funnies about Robward's birthday on the New Moon set. Not true of course, love CW and his humor. 

MajoVRueda@chrisweitz the most important question: why in NM people gave a birthday cake to rob, but no one remember kristen's? Rob kept on asking and asking the week before. It was embarrassing.

ValeWolf Lol Was his cake themed? Like, Cars or something? Shrek? RT @chrisweitz: Rob kept on asking and asking the week before. It was embarrassing. He demanded an Edward themed cake. Again, embarrassing.

I will def use these (gif and pic) next month. lol New Moon DVD Extras

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jibjab Thanks Clare for the link.

Oh wtf? This is madness! Cheesy and hilarious, a bit disturbing, too. lol But really cute.

This is Part 19. More funny and cute Kristen moments from chickenpoxxx HERE

And here's a short and sweet fanvideo featuring Kristen at the recent People's Choice 2011
Don't Hate Me Cuz I'm Beautiful

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I know we all miss baby girl! Kristen being so cute. Teehee.

Video by MyTwiStuff/loraj Thanks Lora for sending this. So much fun! Def a pick me since I'm feeling kinda low.

Woohoo! lol Yep, more than 3 minutes of Rob dancing to Medina's 6 AM. Vid by annieforpatty
Thanks to RPattzBaby for the link.

This post is for Khou, who initially insisted that these 2 gifs belong together. And for those of you who suggested it, as well. Now, what do we do for music? This is definitely a showdown!

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Earlier this month, the 21-year-old actor voiced a vampire character on "The Simpsons," a pasty-faced heartthrob named Edmund directly inspired by Pattinson's Twi-hunk Edward. Radcliffe hasn't yet heard from his pal about the episode, but he's pretty sure Rob didn't mind the parody.

"You cannot be in a film as big as either "Potter" or "Twilight" and not have a pretty good sense of humor about yourself," Radcliffe told us.find it all so cool and funny and flattering," he said. 


"I'm sure Rob's got a sense of humor about [it]. Read the rest at MTV

If you missed Tweenlight, here it is. R/K filming in Lapa was the highlight of the time it aired. lol


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Special thanks to my techie partners in crime, Sunny and Khou. lol


Love that they touched on the Harper's Bazaar shoot, as well, and ooh, Breaking Dawn. yey! Bring on the feathers.

FOX television have sent over several new clips of Daniel Radcliffe playing Edmund the vampire on the Treehouse of Horror Halloween episode of The Simpsons this season. Some of the new footage feature Edmund saving Lisa Simpson, whom he eventually falls for, from a runaway bus, as well as the young lovebirds being embarrassed by their respective fathers during dinner. A few in-studio behind-the-scenes looks at Dan recording audio for Edmund, as well as interview soundbites of the Harry Potter star discussing why he took on the role, and how much the animated series affected him growing up, can be viewed below.

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'The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror XXI special will air Sunday, November 7 at 8:00pm EST.

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Now, if only Rob will voice 'Harry Potter' in 'The Simpsons'...

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The Halloween episode airs Sunday, November 7th on FOX.

Again thanks to chickenpoxxx for this wonderful series.

If you missed the other vids CLICK HERE and MORE HERE

I posted this last March but because of all the 'Remember Me' promo I think it got a little attention. This vid is by my precious Libenet, lol we all miss her work. She is kinda busy these past days. RL and work caught up with her. Maybe we can all encourage her to make a new one soon, right?  And this is called conditioning. haha.

Love this vid lots of R/K moments on set. Imagine much more of the sweetness on the set of Breaking Dawn.

I included this cute cap, lol at Kristen and Tay's board. Robward is really tall, the camera cannot have that much of a difference between him and Jake and Bella. Don't slouch Edward! lol

This is genius. Daniel Radcliffe, next seen in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1, will be making a guest appearance in an upcoming episode of The Simpsons but he will not be playing himself nor Harry Potter. Instead, Radcliffe will be voicing Edmund the vampire, a clear spoof of Twilight and Robert Pattinson’s character Edward Cullen. Spoiler TV got the first image of the character, which you can see above.

The episode, titled Treehouse of Horror XXI will air on Fox in the US on November 7th. Here’s the synopsis for the episode:

Beware of ouija boards, vampires, and unexpected guests in the 21st annual installment of the “Treehouse of Horror.” In “War and Pieces,” the first of three spine-tingling tales, Marge (Julie Kavner), worried about the effects of excessively violent video games, encourages Bart (Nancy Cartwright) and Milhouse (Pamela Hayden) to give wholesome, classic board games a shot. The best friends discover that board games aren’t boring after all when they find themselves playing a real-life game in which they must beat all the challenges before they are allowed to return to home.

The supernatural spells continue in “Tweenlight,” when Lisa (Yeardley Smith) becomes smitten with a mysterious new student, Edmund (guest voice Daniel Radcliffe), who also happens to be a vampire. When a romance blossoms, the young lovers run away to Dracula-la Land, leaving Homer (Dan Castellaneta) to come to Lisa’s rescue.

In the final frightening fable, “Master and Cadaver,” Homer and Marge set sail on a romantic second honeymoon, but are interrupted when they rescue Roger (guest voice Hugh Laurie), a castaway who escaped an attempted poisoning on his ship. Convinced that Roger is sabotaging their getaway and plotting a murder of his own, Homer and Marge take matters into their own hands.

With Lisa Simpson

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Love the Simpsons! But I love Futurama more. lol 

That is def what Rob would look like if he had fangs. haha. Yes, lala this is gonna be epic, Robward on TV with Harry Potter's voice. 

Love this amazing compilation by Chickenpoxxx. Parts 12 -17 under the CUT.  Enjoy!

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