Rob and Kristen's Laguna Getaway

E!OnLine Ever wonder why Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are so good at playing hide and seek from the paparazzi? Big duh: They do it on purpose.

"I don't know if this is the actual reason why, but we have gotten better at hiding over the last year," Rob tells USA Today.

"That's totally the reason," added K.Stew. "They just make up a story to go along with the pictures. If they never get the picture, there's no story. We are just good hiders now."

Chalk a win up to Team Robsten because they totally made it out from their Laguna Niguel, Calif., love vacay practically unnoticed...

The couple holed up at the swanky Ritz Carlton in south Laguna (about an hour and a half south of L.A.), successfully avoiding paps and media alike.

As for the Laguna love trip, a spy witnessed Rob and Kristen at the hotel's outdoor patio and bar around 11 on Saturday night.

"You could tell they were a couple," says our source who also noted that they both looked "very relaxed" talking and laughing closely.

Rob and Kristen supposedly kept to themselves and looked like "normal kids their age," as our spy put it.

"They didn't stand out at all. They were dressed very casual—Robert with a baseball cap, jeans and sneakers, and Kristen was casual as well," our insider tells us.

Our source recognized Kristen right off, but didn't realize it was Rob for a while.

"His hair was cut really short!" adds our witness as to why sexy Pattinson went unnoticed.

"They were just sitting next to each other talking. Everyone pretty much left them alone."

Adorable!

The Twilight couple apparently stayed there over the weekend, but got back to L.A. yesterday. A freshly buzzed Rob, who was photographed running errands yesterday, starts shooting Water for Elephants soon with Reese Witherspoon (good thing she already has a public boyfriend and doesn't need to borrow R.Pattz). And we all know what happens on June 30. Yes, Eclipse finally comes out, so Robsten's insane press duties are slowly but surely starting up again.

Be sure to check out the USA Today interview with Rob, Kristen and Taylor Lautner, filled with deelish Robsten banter. Their chemistry just jumps off the page, doncha think?

Nothing really new here.  We all have seen Rob's new pics with short hair, read the tweets/FB from that stalker guy at the hotel, and read the new article from USA Today.  So Ted, ho hum. 
I'm posting this for the others who were kinda lost in the loop.